so picture this: i'm idly watching the olympics ("does that say SKELETOR? what is this? rackin' frackin' antenna) and i'm about to hop in the shower to go to TWO DOLLAR PINT NIGHT. i'm looking for a lighter when i hear it: the first strains of the shins' "new slang." i look around like crazy, like when you catch a cat doing something bad, right? and i see that it's on the tv, on this commercial where a man is playing with a baby. and then i hear "first words. first step. first fry." fuckin MCDONALDS.

so now i don't know what to think! on the one hand, fuckin mcdonalds. on the other, my beloved shins.

i think i'm gonna go gently mock the singer today. "so do you want fries with that?"

laptop still broken; at the computer lab at school.

and when they say three bad things in a row happen? can that be my laptop breaking, my microwave breaking, and my car getting broken into? please? i mean, i'm on a mac, for god's sake.

(hey, y'all! how are you?)