i wish that i could make a robot voice call my sister's work and say 'what do you want for dinnar!'

alas, i do not know of such a website

Y'ALL ARE HOOKERS AND NEED TO EMAIL ME!

i am SO BORED I WANT TO POKE OUT MY EYES WITH A SPOon

ok love you byebye

everyone should wake up and EMAIL ME

i am SO BORED

come on, y'all hookers, i will even email right back!

me love you long time

the second best thing* about my mornings is driving by the cereal factory.

this morning, it smelled like cocoa puffs. mmm


*first best thing is my wakeup call. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD I HATE OLD PEOPLE

that is all

THERE WILL BE NO GUFF ABOUT THE FACT THAT I AM SUPER FANTASTICO EXCITED ABOUT ER TONIGHT

no guff at all, my friends!

i have been outclassed by the big i. y'all should check out his blog.

i think now there are two of us bloggers in burque

whee

oh holy moly!

please, all y'all, commence emailing me. someone bootlegged me some innernet

wheeeeeeeeeee


ps, hi danny!

so, my week of training (and internet access) is over!

y'all could have been emailing me all along!

ahh, temp jobs. they so can't fire me now

wheeeeeeeee

bye bye, it's been nice. probably updates from the delicious mr hay in the future, for a little bit at least. i'll make him update fairly often :)

(ps, mr hay? will you update my blog for me, sometimes?)

someone needs to bring me chinese food, pronto.

please?

*snif*

if anyone sees this by 5 pm mst on friday september 6, you should totally email me!

i am bored!

whee.

this is a dispatch from elizabitch: i am still alive and foine.

and in lurrrrrrrrrrrve. :)

but i'm at a temp job (ssh!) so i better scurry on.