so here's an idea i had for a store: all tubas, all the time. and it would need to be open twenty four hours, so if you had an emergency you could run in and say 'i have a tuba audience with the queen in half an hour and there's a snake in my tuba and i don't think he's coming out' and you could borrow a tuba for your show for the queen.
also, i had an idea for a bumper sticker: 'i'd rather walk than drive a hatchback.'
if you had a hatchback, your version would say 'i'd rather walk than drive a hatchback, but sometimes people don't have much of a choice, now do they?' the print would be smaller on that one.
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